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CNN -- "The Dukes of Hazzard" is a prime example of a sad Hollywood habit: taking a popular -- but rather dumb -- TV show and turning it into a totally stupid and meaningless film. Now, let me just say, if your idea of a good film is a nearly naked Jessica Simpson and completely over-the-top chase scenes, then this movie is for you.
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The storyline is so dumb and predictable it wouldn't have even made the grade for an episode of the original TV series. Jessica Simpson plays the role of another cousin, Daisy Duke, a woman who apparently thinks clothing is optional.
Rounding out this southern-fried family is Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse, the mastermind behind the Dukes' main source of income -- moonshine. And Burt Reynolds, proving that his career has rapidly slid downhill, plays the one-dimensional role of the evil and corrupt county commissioner Boss Hogg.
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The plot in a nutshell -- which is where it belongs -- is that Hogg has hatched a scheme to defraud the Dukes and their neighbors of their property in order to strip-mine the land for coal. Adding to the "fun" is an annual car race that Bo has won for the last four years driving his infamous Dodge Charger, the General Lee. That's about it in terms of a storyline. The rest of the film consists of the boys chasing women and being chased by dozens of police cars throughout the state of Georgia as the Dukes try to stop Hogg from ruining Hazzard County.
Scott and Knoxville try their best to infuse this flick with a semblance of comedy. But "The Dukes of Hazzard" is totally free of any creativity.
It's nothing more than a bunch of cars flying through space and some well-endowed farm girls. Simpson -- in her feature film debut -- is basically reduced to a sexual punch line. Director Jay Chandrasekhar -- who created the low-budget indie hit "Super Troopers" -- is basically just directing traffic as the movie stumbles from one lame scene to another.
The film's only redeeming feature is the end credits, which show extremely funny outtakes from the movie.
Unfortunately, they come about minutes into the minute film. Hollywood's trade papers are full of stories about the low box office s for this summer's movies. If you're looking for an answer as to why this is the case, look no further than "The Dukes of Hazzard. CNN Pipeline.
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