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Summary A collection of Christmas stories. The story of Dinah, the Christmas Whore, describes the reaction of a family when a daughter brings home a prostitute, while SantaLand Diaries is on a department store elf. Full description.


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Up until this point, David thought of her a boringly ordinary person like everyone else except him. Yet on this evening, her actions result in their having the most unique visitor in their kitchen, setting them apart from all the other homes celebrating Christmas. At their father's suggestion, David Sedaris and his sister Lisa both gain after-school employment at different cafeterias in Raleigh shopping centers. David is a dish washer and his sister is a steamer. During his intellectually unengaging work hours, David contemplates his dream of producing and starring in a television show called, "Socrates and Company," about his travels with a monkey named Socrates. In his imagination, each episode ends with his final thought, a profound statement about life that suddenly occurs to him as a result of that day's adventures.

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Holidays on Ice is a collection of essays and stories about Christmassome new and some ly published, by David Sedaris. Sedaris is named by Time as America's Favorite Humorist [1] and was named by The Economist as one of the funniest writers alive. Some online fans have written that Sedaris' style of writing on this particular collection is precise, at times dark, and very funny.

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The book has s. A Christmas letter from the Dunbar clan detailing matriarch Mrs. Dunbar's slow descent into insanity during the holiday season — belied by her insistently cheerful tone — as she is forced to cope with the discovery of her husband's infidelity, the resultant prostitute stepdaughter left in their care, and her drug-addict daughter's premature pregnancy.

Also first published in Barrel Fever. Sedaris recalls the Christmas that he was taken on a late-night ride downtown by his sister, Lisa, to rescue a prostitute from her abusive boyfriend. This story was also published in Sedaris' book Naked.

Book by David Sedaris. For the ice show, see Holiday on Ice. For the Knoxville ice rink, see Knoxville Christmas in the City.

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