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Roses are red, chocolates are brown, I expected nothing, but you still let me down. Roses are red, pizza is too, I ordered a large, but none is for you. Roses are red, ignorance is bliss, rhyming is hard, show me your tits. Roses are red, lilies are white, having butt sex is a cheeky delight.

How old am I: 37
Where am I from: Serbian
Who do I prefer: Man
Tint of my iris: I’ve got big gray-blue eyes
My sex: I'm female
Sign of the zodiac: I'm Cancer
What is my favourite music: I prefer to listen pop

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