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In this episode, our first after a long summer vacation, we discuss those moments in role-playing games—video and tabletop—that made us stop and think.

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The sword of Lies is an item of legend. As tall as a man, and wide as his thigh. Whoever wields this monster of a sword attracts the attentions of not only the Gods, but of the fates themselves. It grants them supernatural strength — how else could they swing such a weight, and the skill to fell armies with the Sword.


No man may stand against them, and Kings do well to court their loyalty. It has been many years since it was seen in battle, held aloft by a giant of a man named Corthum. It took a host of enemies to bring him down, and wrest the Sword from his hand, but no one knows what has become of the legendary weapon.

Only rumours of its whereabouts keep the fortune seekers occupied…. Of course, very little of this is actually true. What it does not do is make them any better with a sword by magic, for the simple reason that it is not a magical sword. Stories have grown up around it because for centuries it has been hefted by some of the finest swordsmen of their age. Giants amongst men have strode into battle carrying the Sword of Lies, and their stories of their passing have grown and grown in the retelling.

It has been many years since the last man who held the blade was taken to his final reward, Corthum Grey-scale was brought down by a dozen mounted Knights, after vanquishing a dozen more before. All this over four decades past, and the legend continues. Searching for the sword has become a popular past time of adventurers and treasure hunters; even if they choose not take up the weapon, the price that it brings could afford them a city of their own. The fact that no magic user or holy man has ever felt the touch of the arcane or the divine on it, has done nothing to dull the rumours of its prowess.

After all, it is the Sword of Lies. Hoping to not lose face, and refusing to accept the truth Tales from the stuffer shack there is no magical or divine properties to the sword, they instead fabricate lies of their own about magics so powerful that they are unable to detect it, thus adding to the power of the rumours that surround the Sword. These rumours can in fact give an advantage to whomever is wielding the Sword of Lies.

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It is distinctive enough to be recognised by almost anyone, with a black diamond pommel and cross guards that resemble the fangs of a daemon, inlaid with red metals that shimmer and seem to move like blood. The stories that are told about it are enough to give the wielder a bonus should they try to intimidate an opponent.

To give it a bit more power though, there are ways to make it a fearsome weapon without enchanting it. Such as negating penalties for using the weapon if you would usually lack the strength, due to how well it is weighted, or even doubling the bonuses one would revive for having an above average strength.

And now, onto fitting it into said game. As mentioned, the sword vanished years ago, not long after its last champion perished in a large battle. Searching for the last resting place of Corthum Grey-scale would be an adventure in and of itself, with other factions just as eager to secure the Sword. Clues will abound in the way of rumour and tall tales about supposed sightings of the Sword, leading the party on marry jaunts, while the Sword always seems a step ahead of them. On their travels, they could find a trail of dead bodies, adventurers who have found the sword, and trusted to its supposed mystical powers in a fight, and realised just a little too late that they were grossly overestimated.

Will the rightful bearer be part of the group of adventurers, or will they in the search for the next chosen one, organising feats of strength of dexterity to find the right person to take on the mighty level of responsibility.

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Of course, if they do find it, they could be charged with finding out what gives it its actually nonexistent powers. Magic users and divine spell casters will likely pay handsomely to find out where it was forged, and how the master Smith was able to hide the enchantment so well.

They might just decide to hold onto the Sword of Lies themselves, and sell their services as the wielder of this fearsome weapon to the highest bidder. There are certainly other uses for such a noteworthy weapon, and I trust that any GMs out there reading this could easily add it to their existing campaigns.

Good post! And finding the rightful owner had a very Lord of the Rings feel to it.

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My name is not shortymonster, but since we will soon become firm friends, feel free to call me Shorty. I am a well versed and well traveled gentleman gamer, with no particular favourites in regard to system or setting, playing or GMing. You can also find me at my personal RPG blog. Mike says:.

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